Taylor – Stephen Wrightisms
July 19th, 2003 @ 08:37Posted by: Deirdre
Taylor – I did enjoy the Stephen Wright jokes. My friend William and I used to have what we thought was hilarious – but most others probably thought was obnoxious – habit of randomly inserting Stephen Wrightisms into unrelated conversations.
I have a switch in my apartment… it doesn’t do anything…. Every once in a while, I turn it on and off…. One day I got a call… it was from a woman in France…. She said “Cut it out”….
I just got a decaffeinated coffee table – no one can tell the difference.
My pet pony had a terrible experience with electrolysis. Now I rent him out for Hari Krishna picnics.

