Wouldn’t you know it, Jesus and Saint Peter were talking the other day about the things here on earth not going as well as they could be and might need a little help so they grabbed their black berrys and scanned some troubled areas and in nanoseconds were streaming the go daddy server to the troubled spot on help dot god. Kinda looking for a soft place to land they chose a golf course some where near Washington DC. and tumbled out on the green,
Saint Peter says, “Jesus! That was close!”, “What do you say. being that we are already here, we could limber up on a round of golf. “Sure”, was his reply, I’m good for an 18. or two.
Each parring down to the 10th hole (We now know what they do in their spare time), Jesus, miscalculated a tree limb that sent his ball into the middle of a pond where it rested on a waterlily.
After several “Gosh Darns!” Jesus walks out and carefully lining up his hook attempt attracted the the group behind them and after a pause of silince followed with clapping hands when the ball lands a few inches from the hole.
From the croud that had gathered one player said, ” Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ? Saint Peter turned to answer, “He is Jesus Christ, He thinks he is Tiger Woods.”
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